My recurring dreams are nightmares of a sort -

1. I didn't actually graduate high school and I have to go back and take a class - in a high school I've never seen, is about the size of Ohio, and I can't find where I need to be or where the books are or anything.

2. I'm being chased cross county - over hill and dale and trains and cars and houses and ( Read more... )

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When you see this, post in your own journal with your favorite quote from The Princess Bride. Preferably not "As you wish" or the Inigo Montoya speech.

I've got legion of fave Princess Bride quotes. The above gets more everyday conversation play than you would expect.

(thanks for the cool idea, smurphy!)

via email:
I’m often quiet. -Amber
The only time I’ve known you to be quiet is when you’re evilly plotting the demise of a lesser being that in some way has annoyed you in some way….most of the time the lesser being is me though… - Logan

via email:
Welcome aboard the S.S. Tactless, sailing the sea of stupidity with no regard for anything but shiny ( Read more... )

Removing the head or destroying the brain. Got it. 
Just have to pick up a cricket bat. 
I have my father-in-law's first nightstick, though, in the meantime. (He's a retired cop, now pastor.)
Don't think I'll need a chain saw, but I know where one is. I'd like to keep my hand, though. 
Rage infected monkeys > avoid. Check.
Also have a buddy with guns. ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, by necessity, it is a temporary position.

But, today, by golly, he is on my wonderful friend list.

He has just lent me his newly purchased "Fortysomething" series DVD.

>sigh<

You are SO getting wapped in the head at some point, away from work.

Betsy would sh*t kittens if I hit you with my sandal in the office.

OMg that would be SO FRICKING FUNNY!

>aaghhhh!< >plop< >meow?<
>aaghhhh!< >plop< >meow?<
>aaghhhh!< >plop< >meow?<

>meow?<  -- translated as: >W T F !?!<

Lord knows I love Brits, but if any of you ( or other European or even American associates - that means you, Sades! ) spill ANY beans about the last Doctor Who ep of this series, I will fly over there and beat you with my replica sonic screwdriver in ways that would make even Captain Jack wince!!!

love,

- She Who Has No New "House" for Months and ( Read more... )

 VC saw a behind the scenes special on “The Blue Man Group”:

“Do you know anything about their new tour?” - VC

“I didn’t know they had tours.” - RN

“Yeah, it’s kinda like how Cirque du Soleil has different, like, themes for their tours, like “Cirque du Soleil… uh, Zamboni” - VC

“Zamboni? All the words of the English language and you pick Zamboni? > ( Read more... )

(Dedicated to Mervin, my friend.)

pleiad  \PLEE-ad\   noun
: a group of usually seven illustrious or brilliant persons or things

sitzmark   \SITS-mark\   noun
: a depression left in the snow by a skier falling backward

fletcher  \FLETCH-er\   noun
: a maker of arrows

shank's mare   \SHANKS-MAIR\   noun
: one's own legs

anathematize   \uh-NATH-uh-muh- ( Read more... )